Greece'd Enlightening

Britain's deputy prime minister John Prescott may have achieved the seemingly impossible and replaced Bush over here in the contempt stakes, but Dubya still features:

Phone privacy revelations.

Meanwhile, on the *major* news front - and the real reason of course why I skipped the country: to be on the spot for that bastion of good taste, our hosting of May 20's Eurovision Song fest.

I know - I'm the hated most envied man under your pale sun.