Fiddling with Nero

No, Calliope - life in the Ionians is *not* all wrasslin' snakes and snorkeling for piranhas; nor is it chainsaw massacres of good olive wood or shredding dead roses for mulching.

Want to know the default chore? Day in day out in Paradise?

Watering

Hosing

Pumping

Spraying

Sloshing

The title comes from an excruciating pun based on

The temperature in the shade is currently hitting the high 30s

The Greek for water is 'nero'.

Fiddling with nero while Holm' burns

B'boum