12 December 2007

Zizzi Lop

Ouch!

Not just at the title but for the poor man:

  • Dude enters London restaurant - in the Strand, no less
  • Lopes into kitchen, grabs knives, slashes self about a bit
  • Lops johnson orf.

    What *is* it with my god-forsaken bully state benighted Blighty?

  • 10 comments :

    Richard Wells said...

    "...and a nice Chianti."

    Corfucius said...

    Tsk. or is it tssssss ... ?

    That mr wells. always comes up with the best comments.

    sibadd said...

    The sad incident in the Strand wasn't a blighty thing any more than the Patras Parrot Crisis is a Greek one. What about Attis, Cybele and the Corybantes?

    Corfucius said...

    Of course it was a Blighty thing.

    If ever a 'deba bochu' debacle summed up our neutered bulldog realm, it's the ZZ Lop.

    And I thought we'd agreed to leave Atters, Cybers and CoryB out of it. I was young and needed the dosh.

    sibadd said...

    Touché!

    Corfucius said...

    Richard Wells! Is this you in 'Sensitive Fart' mode winding me up?

    I told you when we broke up, No More Tricks (you scallywag, you)

    sibadd said...

    Whoops. Touchée. No it's me from 208 Democracy Street

    Richard Wells said...

    Not I, I swear, my love... Attis was a fruitcake, Cybele was a tree hugger, and the Cory's were castratti who couldn't carry a tune. they all have reality shows here in the US (who said immigration wasn't good for the economy) and the Cory's are producing Dancing with Stars (the remix.)

    Richard Wells said...

    PS: this sibadd character seems to spend too much time at the movies...

    Corfucius said...

    you noticed that, too