Girls will no longer be girls

In fact, boys won't be boys and men won't be men in today's eunuch Britain.

That delicate breed, builders, need protecting from wolf-whistling étudiantes. Ever heard owt more daft?

Some idiots at a West Kent College have decided that whistling at the hunky constructors is "totally unacceptable", and any chicks caught 'harassing' the sensitive hod heavers will "face disciplinary action".

"It has come to the attention of the college that some female students have been making comments to, or whistling at, the builders both whilst on site and as they walk around the campus.

Although we are sure no offence is meant, this constitutes harassment ..."

Now get this - no one has actually registered a complaint ... it's just that some politically over-correct twot has decided that it's "inappropriate behaviour".

Makes you weep, yeh?

Meanwhile new laws could see wolf-whistling builders placed on the sex offenders register for "communicating indecently".

High above the Kentish countryside, is this really what those Spitfire pilots dog-fought the Hun for? If I'd been one of The Few, and had known it would come to this, I'd've given Fritz the thumbs-up and told him, "Bomb away, mate, strafe the silly Fokkers for all I care."