Merry Kitschmas

Run don't walk to ship of fools for my xmas prezzie.

Please PLEEZ, mummy, can I have the Jesus Shaves mug?

If not that, the Blessings Key Ring.

OMG, to have that in my satchel for the next Wednesday church luncheon.

I'd make sure to sit next to nice convent colleen Ntiana and, just before the padre calls silence for Grace, hit 'Play'.

Postscript: Great comment by wells sahib. As for that sinbad, he was rightly shy to pin this one up, but it is so sickening, I'm doing it for him.