Prank Call ~ Last Call

Let me bury these stories together and move quickly on to matters of gravitas (not to be confused with 'grave-itis' which will surely strike the red tops until they track down the Jade Glade.)

Jade Gate RIP. Final resting place ('til Clifford's next PR wheeze) to be worst-kept secret "to prevent fans from descending on the site".

Perhaps I should have led with Sachsgate - BBC fined a paltry £150,000 over Brand's indefensible prank call.