Your Age guessed by How Often You Eat Out

Sounds roobish, don't it? My friends mock me by guessing my deluded age by the age of the daughterly maidens I eat out *with*.

I don't believe they're after me just for a good nosh but it *is* odd how many of them finish their puds, excuse themselves to excuse themselves ... and just don't come back.

Pen and pad handy? See for yourselves:

• Pick the number of times a week you'd fancy eating out (more than once but less than 10 times)
• Multiply by 2
• Add 5
• Multiply by 50
• If you've had your birthday this year, add 1758 ... if not, add 1757.
• Subtract the four digit year of yr birth
• You should now have a three digit number: The first digit is your original number - how many times you'd like to eat out - and the remaining two are Your Age.

Admit yourselves gobsmacked if not totally flabbergasted.