Pingping meets Pinpins

Oh Lawks, can you imagine the ride you'd get between them corkers!

Some of the natashas one sees around Corfu town and on floating wodka palaces are stunning enough, but this babe takes the gateau.

Mr Pingping down there is all of 2' 5". Svetlana Pankratova's legs lope in at a hip-hugging 4' 4" - almost twice Pinger's height.