If you're going to wear breasts

"If you're going to wear breasts, you have to do it with complete insouciance, like Scarlett Johansson.

Otherwise everyone gets embarrassed.

People really do love a bosom. It's one of life's inexpensive pleasures. Women probably spend even more time admiring them than men.

'Breasts really are the new guns,' a girlfriend told me triumphantly.

There is nothing more fascinating than a woman who owns her sex appeal."

New guns. I must slip that in somewhere.