Top 10 Barama Campaign Promises

I'm just a starchy Brit who prefers never to lose face, which is why I admire Senator Barama for appearing on Letterman and reading out his own Top 10 campaign promises.

Of course, I also rather like some of them:

2: Krekt pernunciation of 'nucular'

7: Wrassle a 'gator

5: Barack-tober

8: Secretary of Lookin' Good