You know what they say about white men, don't you?

At last.

At last something I can send to all those bright guys I was at school with - Afsar and Mumtaz and Nevin et al - as well as  those Mumbai Hero/ine(s) who guide the destiny of La Vie Bezosienne (not to mention the coffer strings).

By t' heck, if not Goodness Gracious Me, we had it coming.