Spoof song sticks it to the 'real' rubbish

Not very funny man Peter Kay tried to spoof the unspoofable with his satirical Britain's Got The Pop Factor and Possibly a New Celebrity Jesus Christ Soapstar Superstar Strictly On Ice.

The joke is, mere days after the broadcast, Kay seems to have scored one over the pap pushers: his very catchy joke Winner's Song – that I can't stop humming and singing - delivered by PK's fictional cross-dressing overweight Irish transsexual ... well, it frigging well beat the "real" winner of The X-Factor in the charts.

Who says the Vulgarian hosts of the great greasy limpopo British public have lost their sense of humour? Well, we have - it went down the jakes when we lost any Britishness of character or identity - but this little flash of independence is bloody funny.

Addendum: The Beeb's take .