Tension City

Queen Visits London Google

I tell you, I have watched some tension-packed clips in my time but this beats all.

Her Majesty visiting Google? What the deuce would she know about it? The briefings must have been hot and hilarious.

Just look at those faux relaxed rictus smiles ... nobody with the faintest idea what's happening or what's going on in HM's mind.

What was the baby gurgle stuff she was viewing ... and when she mounted the Youtube platform to ... to do what? Download a video? I was praying too hard for HM that she wouldn't blow it.

Can you imagine the chat in the limo back to Buck House? Nor I.

Phew. Too tense for me.