31 July 2014

splendid listing of the caliphate bound 3 have buyers scrambling roll up roll up


simpers blog fyi where it all comes from.  now to await comments from my galactic famille n readership, interessante


ALCOOL - the flagon simpers un wisely brought out n stached in fridge, only to proceed to demolish n blow the whole scene. aweet sickly smell powerful. powered hi night's blogging.


acharavi ASBO, i have snapped up the kavos franchise. here at the caliphate. we call them 'simpsons' as in 'oy! sucker! i see'd you bin simpson'd' b'boum! 




watch this space, chuckle. 
SIMPSON CLOSE ESCAPE ~ so many people ask for repeats of this close encounter of the bottled kind, or are telling ME my own story that i feel safe telling it without finding anna n me pilloried in 'desiderata' (or any other hamlet, for that matter)
let me see how light n airy i can keep this cliff-hanger of a tribute to the young.

a month before my jan 20 stroke of 2-14, our local holy trinity kirk held a genial 'meet-yr-local AA' session to which i turned up to see who were my fellow boozers. i was impressed how many showed up to be counted. no surprises there n few averted gazes. takes 1 to know etc i guess. cut to dec 15 n i thought it would be a jolly exercise to romp thru yule sober so i told everyone id joined AA and enjoyed thei admiring gazes - Wtf chris, if youre one i dunno what i am. qed etc.
then 1/20 '14 n i was struck down my nightmsre began with horrific 'imprisonment' n loss of inedependence. thick shades of my early boarding school days ~ shoved in lonely institution with others with whom i had not one shred in common. if id had a pill idve taken it. 
then my gals came out n worked miracles n i knew my Father wanted me to see what a gift stephanie had given me. 
loipon - stroke-struck, daughter nursed, visited by my fellow Groggers n i decide to pay back years of boozy bliss by offerin san luca as weekly meeting venue.
bless us but what a droopy dull bunch we were. i couldnt imagine knocking back a decent g&t with any of them - exc ept one. a clearly in telligent witty chap (see link) with whom i thought i got on rather well and even anna npticed the spark bond. cut to anna's search for live-in nurse cook n tiens! DS turned out to belong to one of these bunches who specialise in such skilled care. holy moley batman, we're saved. up to a point o lorthos koperou. plans made for DS to take up dream gig, he moves in, anna briefs him n everyone happy. the night before she's due to fly back to agios diego, she finds shes erred with her flight n has to stay a few more days. DS doesnt look too happy, for some reason, in those few days he crashes n burns, in front of both me m my sternly efficient daughter returning from diellas with a jumbo-sized flagon of Alcool that he proceeds to get sozzled on thus blowing his chance of Easy st. gouvia - but phew what a close shave. anna had 24 hrs to find me a new carer n remove Simpers, both of w3hich she did with brisk aplomb. i tell you, she n leo have my undying admiration; how many sweet kids in their 20s xouls take on a hungover crittur in his 60th year w/ very sore head n persude him to leave quietly n be driven to airport n end tyhe nightmare?.  god bless them.   anna n i agreed we still have nightmares over how close i came to being lumped with El Desidero. im frankly surprised not to have seen a confessional piece appear regretting his goof. but everyone who's heard the tale has read up his blog n knows the Naxos tale. to be continued    


24 July 2014

PLEBGATE ... BIFFGATE it just goes on, ok so this isnt the Filf but same thing in the end. give a pig a bad name n shove it  in uniform, yeh? am i bovvered.??  actually i am


21 July 2014

could be beginning of the end for mazher. i always tried to get his grubby exploits publicised but he beat me to it and shut down the PR stream. no such luck here. and he has many enemies ....


more tulisan fibgate 


of course lying reptile b'stard mahmood lied - of course. bit like plebgate, come to think of it, cept for fok-tongued Filth. mirror filth.