18 August 2013

NINE LIVES

I yearn to post succinct clips that say it in one, instead of my turgid moans.



Here's one: Koutsi clearly wants to revert to her original crippled state.

She's taken to lying in the path of the car when i drive home and moving nary a muscle. One day i'll drive home and be nattering or distracted and will squish right over her.

I try calling her bluff and seeing how close i can come but she just stays there.

Someone who should know points to Sam's similar lethargy and inability to summon up a passable pose for Life. 

She puts it down to it being catching: animals 'sympathising' by Going down Slow with their owners. 

I believe it. 



MEMORY IMPROVER



  • I need tricks like this and my blog is the best filing cabinet I remember. 
  • don't walk thru doors is cool
  • clenching is cool
  • sleep and exercise obvious
  • music has long been a no-no
  • i forget the rest of the points, hence plonking it here.

EuGreeka

All y'all cottoned on to this Amazonian march to galactic domination - click around the buttons, it's fun.  



GREEK PORTFOLIO PHOTOS: Constantine Manos




  • Look at that magnificent shot of the musician, the starkness of the woman with goat below.

Θωμάς Χαλιγιάννης - Πωγωνίσια - I don't need an excuse to chuck in good music so here's Tom. Listen to the singer's wonderful voice.

17 August 2013

MORIO

Jim Potts in his excellent Corfu Blues interviews Yiannis Chaldoupis,
"an outstanding Gypsy (Rom) klarino player, whom I’d met at a festival, when he was playing with his group Moukliomos, ‘Freedom’ in Romani.
"Yiannis plays with “morio”, a term which implies deep feeling, soul, knowledge of the “roads”, modes, modulations and “maqam”, as well as special intonation and embouchure.
His music is inspired by nature; the music comes in waves, he says, or like the contours of the mountains around him. Atmosphere is all-important: he prefers playing slow music, in the dark, with his own people. If the atmosphere’s good and people are on his wavelength, the music’s great. If not, “he loses it”.<p>“You need to be a psychologist to play in Epirus; only in Epirus is it like this, traditions are so strong here”.
To earn money (hard to come by in these days of economic crisis), not only do you need to know all the regional dance rhythms, you have to know which notes move different audiences."
Here is Mr Chadoupis with Fantasia 





DIRGE

Pre-bed blues. 



This will echo me to sleep.

40 MAPS TO HELP YOU

Make Sense of the World


16 August 2013

WONKY WORK BENCH WANKERY

  • Definitely too much time on my hands if I can watch and post about this
  • Utterly fascinating hypnotic baffling Tool Porn
  • Where are the people? How do they pull this off?


15 August 2013

AURICULAR RACONTEUR

Wonderful relaxed evening last night courtesy of Maria and Jim Potts.

  • Groaning board at the Dasia Beach Hotel, dancing waiters keeping platter and goblet filled - new friends I never properly got round to .... so let me focus on the pleasure and honour of meeting sonic archaeologist, Christopher King et famille. (That's him yonder in Wellesian pose oozing mystery and erudition.) 
  • Mama, I'll be long gone. Reminds me of  a cartoon I saw of a prim school marm correcting song titles - 'You aren't anything but a hound dog', 'It isn't worth a thing if it doesn't have that swing'. In this case, a gallant oatesian, "Mother, I may be some time."
  • Sylvester Weaver - the first solo finger-picked guitar ever recorded.
  • Professore King is a man on to whom to keep a close, rewarded eye.
  • Lord have mercy, I do love the name Angry Mom records. 
  • Five days married and other Laments.





Read a bit about Christopher. I have more to say but my blog is a bit ... um, 'erratic' these days, so I'll keep it clean and family reading.



Speaking of family, we were joined by two charming and ebullient young ladies (plus kitten of the house who was much mauled and fondled)



If I was a true Lomaxian field researcher I'd've had my trusty Uher handy to record King  fille ('Henhouse, a splendid nickname, below, right) who was in fine form, singing lustily of lost love not to mention a modest autobiographical ditty. 


A happy evening, good for my soul. More to follow, I suspect.

Tuesday 13th - I couldn't have been paying attention during the meal because when Alexandra expanded my knowledge by telling me it was unlucky for the Greeks, I thought she was just educating me - not alerting us all to three days hence.
Assis de la fenêtre dans ma chambre,Je te regarde t'en aller,aussi loin que je peux,Que je peux ma cherie. tu preferes t'en aller, T'en aller et me quitter, m'quitter moi tout seul dans tout la misère; Ne croyais pas que j'te disais go, pourquoi t'en aller, t'en aller pour toujours,J'croyais pas ma chère qu'il faudra que j't'abandonne après t'en aller T'en aller pour toujours, lacher petite main qui me pressait la mienne En me disant good bye, good bye pour toujours.








  







11 August 2013

ANOTHER PERFECT DAY





Perfect day. Up at sparrow-fart, walked Sam round the property, shears and rake in hand to clip as we stroll, then walked myself round the Diellas route - Diellas/Poulathes road/curve left towards chez Lia and then down and home.

I see so many new paths to check out and so many people I wave at from the car but who now wave and smile as we pass on foot.

Good brek and then the workmen arrive to build the meter casing to which we'll move the meter from the nasty neighbours. I offer them coffee and cigs but they are pros and want to put some elbow grease behind them before relaxing. 

Chronia Polarity - The calendar speaks of letters to write to the UK and also 'Tell-All' Thumbelina's birthday tomorrow - memories flood.

She's not a tattle-tale and nor is she 'Thumbelina' but it alliterates and I'm used to writing in code.

Tell-All -  It stands for something she let slip one casual conversation when she mentioned unboastfully that my mother told her everything. Everything. 

I thought this highly unlikely - fond as maman was of a corner gossip, because she dealt in multi-everythings, each one changing according to time and event and audience. That's a lot of everything to be landed with.

I smile at the thought of how many of mum's intimates must have believed themselves chosen recipients of the Everything privilege.  

I happened to have my buggery set up for some calls I'd made to the UK lawyer and some nonsense with Barclays Wealth who kept cutting themselves off and never the same one when i got back to Switzerland.

Ease dropping by numbers ~ I'd left it set up to programme for digital eavesdropping on mum/brother connivings and this would be good practice on a securer line.

I expected the usual humdrum local incestuous dronery but this was fascinating - a whole new parallel world, including well-meant references to jewels and art paper to come Thumber's way - all qualified with many a "It's all in writing", presumably a reference to mum's Will, to which she had added not a jot and nor any voiced intention. Rum, and misleading.

Listening to the prattling  - with many a detour via the same old stories - I wondered how people must have feared for their cell bills.

Where there's a Will, there's a won't : Anyway, to answer the question, nothing was 'in writing' and there was a tender moment when my brother was over for the funeral and mopping up when T ever-so gingerly made an oblique reference to art paper, books and bijouterie but then stopped with an "Oh my god, you have no idea what I'm talking about!" 

I did. The 'everything' she shared obviously included a little 'extra' sugaring mum prolly intended to get round to.

Ghetto Gossip But the real joy of T turning me on to the calls was that it opened a whole vista of ghetto gossip in which mama clearly reveled, no two people regaled with the same chatter, the sort of conversation referred to as 'strictly entre-nous'.

I had no source of amusement or company of my own so I made the calls my fun.


melrove mic

PATIO MIC - Altho' i recorded successfully, I never got the hang of embedding wav. files into this blog. Just as well - I would have spent hours selecting and editing killer clips and it would all have ended in even more tears.


Wicked nicknames were noted for recycling and dropping into conversation. I remember one dinner some botanical hag had come into the conversation and I whispered to my neighbour "such a clever nickname you came up with for X", or "I think you're right about problems in that camp", all originally delivered sotto voce down the line and probably assumed instantly down maman's dementia memory hole.
  • Likewise, I'd fasten on any dismissive reference to me and insert it smoothly into the next conversation to watch the effect.
  • Astonishingly, I could repeat back to them the most offensive or mendacious description applied to me behind my back, and most people would just nod at hearing their own words, uh huh, and carry on .... 
  • PHONE PHUN - Now that I was monitoring the lengthy call with my brother, I was able to track where my job as caregiver was being undermined, including ignorant instructions to ignore firm decisions on medication, and breezily announce, "We'll leave the decision of dropping your ABC pills for Pete's recommendation until I've had a more detailed discussion with Doctor Y." This was meant, of course, to be behind everyone's back since my brother had no faith in Doc Y and I made a point of hinting at this at every opportunity.
  • Loipon, I owe all this fun and fooling to dear Thimbelina and must try to work some reference or reminder into my birthday greetings. 
Now that I've got my recording 'studio' set up, pals are suggesting I write a few pointed songs and insert within choice clips of the buggedy boo. Wouldnt that be fun?



Gentle thrumming of guitar, hoarse chorus of "Tote that bale, mow that lawn, tend that garden from dusk to dawn" and suddenly the crackle of the phone line ~ "Well, the way I heard it,  no sooner had he seen you-know-who on to the plane than straight to her place and - so words hias it - car parked there all weekend" or

 "Really, her and her pot plants - no idea about flowers so I dont know why she keeps borrowing my books on it - lent her a precious book on roses ... never saw it again."   

Good times.


small mic on lamp

patio mics

Nino Ferrer's Telephone - a good accompaniment as I show orf some of the wireless babies I had to use during my struggles to keep a handle on my Care-giv duties,

Happy Birthday to Thumbs - greetings sent and nice email back expressing thanks and surprise I remembered. 

I don't know what it is with people but do they actually listen or think? Some time after the 'Piece of Work' theft of my jewels, when I felt the old system caving in for want of support or advice, I started asking those who should/would have known to point me in the direction of any  research findings on the long-term effect of this sort of treatment on someone. Everyone played gawping dumb but I wanted to at least place the thought with them.

Effect - I would have thought obsessing over dates and occasions and minor ghetto facts 
was a prime example of long-term effect.

Seeing those patio mics reminds me - as soon as Mum and Thumba or whoever had settled themselves on the patio and the mouths in motor maneuver, I'd remove myself to full view - such as just below - to rake and rant and mouth rictus obscenities up at them looking down. There's something about seeing the subject at a safe distance that opens the natter traps.

ALI FORAH - naturally, I wasnt hearing what was being said at the time, so I had to take notes from the playback and use keypoints for the next time that person came round - "What? I can't quite hear - no, I hate any sort of gardenry. All this right now is under bitter duress. But, as my mother just said, "I do what I'm told".

Many hilarious moments - at some moment in every visit, wherever I happened to be, maman would enquire "How about some ginger beer?" and then saunter out to the patio. My reply would be "Jolly good idea" and continue with what I was doing.

The best times would be when I was working below on some tedious garden job and she'd trill down about how about tsitsibirra? ("Sounds a good idea".) The very next reference or reminder would be greeted by my bellow voice "I'm not a fronking BUTLAH, you know!!" Always a satisfying moment and, as usual, when I finally joined them, there'd be drinks etc enabling me to tease "See? You did know where the drink's kept and how it all works"

I couldnt resist it - when Thumba wrote back to thank, she kept it short as do most of the Simperers who allowed themselves to dance attendance in those days. I took one of her own uniquely-phrased responses from some 1am natter and wove it skilfully into the friendly exchange. People are fools, she'll recognise her own line and probably even the context (dispute over chauffeur duties vis-a-vis taking the car out more than twice in one day to perform chores that, with aforethought, could have been done in one.  I grew increasingly intolerant of her citing dementia for every laziness and lie. 

"And the theft of the jewels was a double act, over which most people reserve the coldest contempt for Pete. He knew what you were passing him. You're not going to say that his part in clinching the filch was demented?" Never a good answer for that, there weren't : slam down cutlery, rush from dining table, chant of "Gyaku Gire" echoing after.

Grotesque times. 

   




08 August 2013

EXERCISE HELPING LEARNING



How very interesting. I wish I'd had this in my early days here. 



I'd come out to perform the job of live-in care-giver for my mother. It almost immediately went catastrophically cruelly wrong and I found myself blind-sided and bullied, thwarted and thieved from.

Spikka da Grik ~ one of those wonderful free government classes came up and my mother enrolled us both. 

Her own Greek was impressively fluent after her lessons in the early 1970s but she came along and we sat together. She didnt bother to correct or interrupt others' efforts but was incapable of leaving any question alone directed to me until I exploded and begged her in the bowels of Christ to shut the fuchsia up or at least leave the pronunciation guidance to the excellent Joanna.

Exercise ~ I was intrigued to read of the benefits of exercise. My mother was an enthusiastic gardenry hobbyist and certainly benefited from the exercise of clambering round the extensive property.

I had never in my life felt the slightest interest in the hobby and had been lucky enough never to have been around any pressure to waste time or temper on the pastime. Until I came to Corfu in April 2006.

For some reason - misplaced duty, heavy hints, bullying - I found myself mismanaging my time to the extent that, of a 5-day working week, I probably found myself out in the garden for two or three days at a time, up to 2-3 hours per session - a treadmill of futility.

Often, we'd set off for the lessons after a demoralising time in the garden so I arrived already depressed and beaten and ashamed at my inability to organise my time for the duties I'd been hired for.

I remember sitting there as some very useful lessons were bring imparted but unable to get past the shame of having reached the age of 61 and still finding myself with a garden implement in my hand. If I couldnt take command of my life at that basic level, what on earth was I fooling myself for imagining I could learn a new language?

All self-esteem was drained, all pride or enthusiasm in what I had to offer. In the end, I had nothing to offer because my life was reduced to that of a slave awaiting the next instruction.

So the 'exercise' was wasted on me and seemed only to fester and drain my diminishing reserves of amour propre. 

A selfish self-referential hobby too big for its boots.


AMANDA SHIRES

  • Papa's got a brand new crush - the exquisite Amanda Shires - but first I have to get over my fascination with the unsmiling guitarist here. [Psst, he smiles around the 3' 12 mark, since you ask]
  • Papa's got a brand new project: put chords to clever Richard Wells' words.

 DISAPPEARING SLOW DANCE

I'm just as dry as I can be
and run right out of happiness
The signals that you're sending
are of shipwreck and distress
I swear your midnight Hoodoo
has crept into the day
and makes it hard and all the harder
for me to stay.

If there was a bus
I'd take it
If there was a train
I'd get on board
But there's nothing here but us
and the absence of the Lord.

We used to live in some place safe
where God's creatures had a chance
And where every invitation
didn't lead to the last dance
It wasn't paradise, I know
still we acted like it was
and you took me disappearing
down your back roads.

Now that's all come tumbling down
we're caught in misery and strife
And I'd sell off everything I own
to buy a different kind of life
and if there was a bus
I'd take it
If there was a train
I'd get on board
But there's nothing here but us
and the absence of the Lord,
the absence of the Lord. 


  •    I hauled the gear out and got on with it but it's not rolling, Bob. I've been away too long. Back to square one and strummin' 101.
  •    Word has it that Amanda saved her lucky later husband from going straight down the bottle. Here's a bravely autobio chanson.



    05 August 2013

    TOMLINSON APOLOGY

    About time too.

    And let's be reminded of that brutal smug Harwood mug.

    Typifying the worst element of the Filth. 

    He is in my Bulger-basher file ~ 'Lest we forget'.

    He will resurface, that lot always do. 

    Ignominious chapter - Daily Mail - ... Britain’s largest force ... not only employed a thug but misled the public.