Harrygate

Blimey, I can't turn my eye on the Royals for a minute but they land themselves in another mess.

Talk about idiocy: surely someone - butler, bodyguard, chauffeur, brother (of course), fellow guest, even a passing tramp - couldn't somebody have hinted that, just possibly, the frivolous display of the heavily symbolic swastika might cause offence to one or two folks out there ... ?

On the other hand, what can you expect from the high-sprited love-child of famed "love rat" James Hewitt (see pic), who busted the sainted Diana's heart way back. I mean, just take a gander: that red hair, those Windsor-free devil-may-care good looks.