POLITICALLY KEREKT SOAPS

The article is too stupid to recommend reading but some of the reader comments really got me giggling.
I share below.
Coronation Street as written by Polly:
Betty: Pint of your usual Ken?Perhaps the Archers could broadcast an episode where they actually find the mystical socialist money growing trees.
Ken: How can I drink when child poverty is increasing by 13% a month according to an Institute of Studies and the Tory government are determined to throw the poor onto the bonfire?
Betty: Oh I know luv, I've tried getting a grant to turn the Rovers into a Sure Start Centre but it was impossible thanks to vicious Tory Cuts.
Ken: I don't have time to drink anyway, as I've got to get home to watch Ed Miliband's speech to the TUC now.
Now that would help us all.
Alfie: Kat, what's wrong? You're not your usual self today? Are you ill?
Kat: I'm okay. It's just I'm worried about the Public Sector Borrowing Requirement. It's higher than it should be at this point in the financial year.
Alfie: I know what you mean. A few weeks ago when I saw the Spanish government's borrowing costs I nearly had a heart attack.
5 comments :
You forgot the link!
i did not. my purple prose and quotes suffice.
surf for polly if u're so keen
I only said that because you normally spoil your readers by putting in a link!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/nov/12/soap-operas-wash-hands-politics
I do indeed but in this case, as in so many with Toynbee, i regarded it as beneath reading.
yes, i do spoil my readers - more than most blogs i know, and with generally top-hole photos.
i thought i'd let you come to the rescue.
Thank you for adding it!
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