09 August 2012

Smile ... or else

For fuck's sake ... that's me they're describing, and I don't need to suffer from Parky's to get even dourer over this Filth farce.

Where's Bruce when we need an unsmiling karateka?

Hai! Wham thud wallop! Os!

Sturmey-Archer that, officer.

  • Based on his manner, state of dress and proximity to the course, officers made an arrest to prevent a possible breach of the peace.

  • Questioned about his demeanour and why he had not been seen to be visibly enjoying the event.

  • Handcuffed 'for not smiling' while watching men's cycling road race

  • Arrested for breach of the peace shortly before the cyclists arrived

  • Restrained and handcuffed and [taken] to Reigate police station ... behaviour had "caused concern".

  • 'Illustrative of the kind of "chronic misunderstandings" '
  • Oh boy, oh boy ... 'Handcuffed 'for not smiling' while watching men's cycling race'.

    Here comes the story ....

    1 comment :

    Simon Baddeley said...

    Council for the defence of plod..."Er,,look fer crissake m'lud. There was this bloke on the motorway north of Birmingham lighting an electric ciggie on a coach. Cost £5million for that false alarm. But there was smoke coming from the passenger's lap. This bloke ... what can I say . m'lud - they can keep having a go...we've only got to make one mistake. He had soime rubber knives. Um. We did say 'sorry'. Er..that's it"