17 May 2008

Fatsos' Fault For Global Warming

- Official!

Quel headline! For stoutists everywhere, truly, our cups runnerereth over.

Nay, lad - t'was in t' Torygraph so it must be true, yeah?

Stands to reason:

  • Them podgies use up more fuel just getting around
  • And those trencherman helpings of pie and mash, oh what? Definitely uses more energy to produce than the dainty portions you and I push around our plates.
  • Result? Food shortages and higher energy prices - the bounders.

    To the barricades!

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