CRASH PRANG WALLOP SQUISH

I love corruscating car crashes, don't you? Of course, you do; that's why you found your way here.

Long one, this one: cutie Chloe doesnt come in til 06:18 but vaut l'attendre because ooh our Jer' doesnt half work her over. The bully.

Al Massie rightly taking JP to task for being so ... well, Paxmanly. Exactly what we watch him for. We've run out of bread n circuses and Christians and lions. All we got left is Bubba-bellum Pax' Britannica.

Some lovely accents to be getting along with as we wait for the Smith smithereening.







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