And let's be reminded of that brutal smug Harwood mug.
He is in my Bulger-basher file ~ 'Lest we forget'.If Tomlinson hadn't been so drunk ~ Harwood mother-in-law. Ach! If only the stupid moo had piped up earlier, we might have had some fun with it.
Patel Tomlinson Post-mortemSILLY DR PATEL ~ nota bene the very UN-silly Sinbad's lightning pointer (and what makes Corfucius so feared throughout the land) to see "Comment 6 by Rodney Ashley of Ballard on this sad report in August 2008
'Then they brought forth silly Dr Patel to attempt to rubbish some of the findings of a tried and trusted coroner who had stated absolutely that sexual malpractice had to be discounted.'
Mewl mewl mewl ... 'four days to clear Harwood of manslaughter ... not told that [he] had been investigated a number of other times for alleged violence and misconduct.' Oh FFS! You only have to look at his filth of a Filth's face. Spaz, cretins, mongs, morons, dullards ... all the rest of it. FILTH FARCE ~ 'joke' jury clears Harwood. Now and then on a misguided whim, I think I've spotted something I can phrase in such a way as to appear fair-minded and even-handed over some right vermin that's caught my eye. What in my vanity I think I'm doing is sticking it to them to show them in even truer colours. Never comes orf, especially if it's to do with the Filth. There's not many ways one can re-'phrase' those bastards, so all I'll do here is quote the 'strict rules' nonsense and point you to the Criminal Justice Act 2003.
Stupid bloody jury. They should be shoved on security detail for the Olympics and left to take the consequences."Strict rules govern what is admissible, and in relation to evidence of a defendant's 'bad character', those rules are contained in the wide-ranging http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2003/44/contents Criminal Justice Act 2003. As a society, we trust the twelve men and women of a jury to represent us."
~ caption Bully and Beef.
Tomlinson stood no chance; which of us would have? Nothing will come of this cosy Old Boys' Network brouhaha. Harwood defines and delights in the current constabulary culture and is too much the poster-boy for what the Establishment wants to establish. There will be more dissembling and feinting; the press will be shut up and cautioned over future behaviour and coverage of HarGate ... and it'll go quietly down the memory hole while the Harwood thugeria get on with noisy celebrations. 
Of course we knew all this the moment we saw the dense impenetrable mask that is Simon Harwood's brute face. Bully features, if ever I've seen self-referential obtuseness either side of the bars.
At last! Oh boy, oh boy ... can you imagine how bully-boy Simon must be feeling? Enfin! I'm amused the paper lists his suffering family so we know who's been going thru the hell with him. Orf to school for the little ones where their playground mates will be re-enacting their new best favourite game - "You be that Tomlinson bloke and I'll whack and knock you down." I do hope the Court has time to re-run some of the highlight moments of Harwood's Folly. Time now for the Filth to tumble. I trust the redtops will have pics of smiling Tomlinsons at the end of the day.
I don't need to paste the clips of Ian T stumbling confused from one police line to another. He is clearly seen standing dazed and alone. The 'uniformed' thug came up from behind and simply thumped him to the ground. Look at Harwood's face - a bully liar's face, born of muscled deprival, resentment and lash-out disappointment. Not a sentient flicker in the eyes, made for that last refuge, gendarmerie. I don't know the Filth species simply from sharing bars with the Bill or reading [and socialising with] the likes of Jim Barnett and Leo Clancy. My busker days were very much 1-on-many touchie-feelie experiences; we recognised each other instantly in the 'de-briefing' chamber. Now I wonder at my public school prissiness in grading them so respectfully. SIMON HARWOOD - there's a name that'll set the e-xcrement excavators winking red hereon. 22:36hrs Greek time, I've just seen the Beeb news where a sideways camera does show a rozzer delivering a vicious thwomp to the back of someone's pins. If it was the stumbling Tomlinson that copped it, God rot the undisciplined likes of Harwood. And God speed the day when Harwood himself is 'encouraged' to make his own move. That face ... it's all written there. Mr Green, if you'd be so good as to play us out. Prolly what fucker Harwood thought he'd been trained for and hence entitled to. Pray, pray God a hard rain falls on the acne-etched likes of Harwood. Le Bon Dieu moves in a mysterious way and that often works in our favour. Just let me be there, Lord, to report it. I don't need no details ~ no how why when or WTF. 'Harwood down' will do. No hurry, no time limit. Craft it, Sir, one of those joyous red-top masterpieces that allows purple prosed harking back to the 'Tomlinson Disgrace'. Opah! Hard reign. DAMNING VIDEO: "Pc Harwood left the Metropolitan Police a decade ago amid controversy over an alleged off-duty road rage incident, then got a job with Surrey Police, where he was accused of using excessive force ... due to face a misconduct hearing over the alleged road rage incident, understood to have happened in the late 1990s, but instead retired on medical grounds." The slime goes on: alleged alleged alleged ... do us a favour. Everyone knows now that 'medical retirement' is a good old wheeze for the Filth: why dont they stop treating us like fools and simply band with the Paedo-Priest Brigade and have a good old laff about the handy loopholes they exploit? LAST STEPS ~ they ought to choreograph a 'Tomlinson Totter' to be performed at Filth Fuzzschrifts and gala charity dos, with the 'Harwood Hustle' enacted by the partner. Or Harwood himself re-enacting the steps as he's barged out of office and pelted with rotton apples. It's good the meedjer is keeping tabs on his disgrace. Revised report - pathologist changers tune. The slime slimes on. Exsanguination - the words they come up with. So Ian had been on the sauce ... no one but himself to blame hint hint ... we'll slime out of it yet. Kettle cattling illegal - the grime slimes on. Pathologist asked by Filth to rule out assault Inconsistent with arrhythmic heart attack: heart pulse data consistent with Tomlinson dying of internal bleeding. Happy day! Edging towards some sort of least worst justice. Cover-up Central ~ Of course, this is nothing to the Filth, a mere inconvenience of tittle-tattle from which all parties will emerge without even a knuckle-rap. Harwood/Patel Discredited: actually, i confess i hadnt been following it that closely but they're right, Harwood and Patel are from the same cloth and would have complemented each other perfectly in this particular shoddy job. Neither of them will bite the dust, of course. In fact, after a few shifty words from the bench, both will squirm free to be back soon with exactly the same powers and protection. But it makes for good headlines and and it's always interesting to see photos of these specimens. "Freddy" Patel - a joke, really, isnt it? I mean, they give themselves away right from from the abbreviated nickname. Honestly, "Freddie" Patel? I don't think even Peter Sellers would fall for that nik. "Cutting a lonely figure" - tee hee, who's cutting a lonely figure now? I can titter because this is just the opening act of the usual whitewash that will see Harwood walking free and stainless, smirking into his pint as his fellow Filth toast Untouchability. Fuck all will happen, but it needs to be seen to not happen in slow-grinding stages of mock Justice ... solemnity and pontification key ingredients, words like 'fall guy' and 'rush to judgment' to replace 'fallen guy rushed to morgue'. Harwood is no doubt even now drawing up his 'Absolved Party List', all the while practising before a mirror the solemn expression with which he's been advised to greet the news of his innocence of any blame. Hall talked balls The slime slurps on: Fellow Filth fibbed to forensics. Not that the Bill has owt to fear, they'll let it all run down their trooser legs and into their regulation socks [eeuuww] and then some high-up will decide, Where's that Moore, Smith and Jackson lot? Where's that big darkie was such a star player - ah, there you are Tone ... Ayup, lad, take them three to the cells and give 'em the good news." UNANSWERED QUESTIONS ~ stalwart Paul Lewis of the Guardian getting the job done. 
Qualification ~ Fair 'nuff, I'm a fair person because I prefer Truth to out before I myself am outed as a sloppy slagger.Pc Harwood said he had used force "initially as an encouragement to make him move away".
"Right, that's it. Boorringg. T'punters have had enough. Not guilty, demn'd fine chaps.
From what I could make out, Mr Tomlinson was doing no more than standing there - facing away from the police, including the officer who comes up behind him and thumps him to the ground (see video).
"They seem to only have one trick."
Three year wait for inquest
Second attack: Blimey - big bastard, that one at the top. Wouldna've liked to have been the lady who copped that truncheon slap.
Violent and aggressive
Dept of They Would Say That: Police chiefs defend
Third post-mortem on Ian Tomlinson.
Ghoul merchants, pornographers of death - Tommo coverage"The eXtended Range Electronic Projectile (XREP) delivers a 20-second, 500 volt shock to its victims after attaching itself to its target with a series of barbed electrodes.Previous Tasers, a non-lethal weapon, only delivered a five-second shock, but could be retriggered and could fire darts up to 25 feet."
(Divinely appropriate name for The Filth)
A glimmer of justice: the odorous Del 'Tony' Smellie has been issued with a court summons following an investigation by the Independent Police Complaints Commission.
Ranks will close, of course, and one of those weasel lawyers the Fuzz have on tap will see that The Smell oozes his way out.
But I'm marking my calendar with a very big note to monitor the fun
Internal Polity: (You can't say I don't check and check and edit again)
Prof Baddeley topping and tailing and making this blog the must-peruse pamphlet it is.
Watching the Iranian troops' dulcet delrovian treatment of their own countrymen and women reminds me that we're coming up to the Smellie-cop-ter's day in court.
A mere 9 days as the truncheon flies:
Culture of Impunity: The reminders just keep coming in of what sort of job environment 'Tony' grew up in and certainly grew used to. Plus, having bulked up in his youth to flatten Smellie père for not changing the name by deed poll, by the time he joined the Force, he was such big fellah that he was prolly Walking Impunity itself and set his own culture.
The Beak will take a dim view of this but I think it should be used in mitigation: the Big Guy never stood a chance. I don't know what his IQ is but if you study his expression in the photos, there is not a huge array of alert emotion there ... he would have absorbed the Impunity vibes around him and been shaped accordingly ... anyway, only NINE days to go and all will be revealed.
Don't you love the directness of Sky's headline? No roobish about "Sufficient information to warrant closer scrutiny" or some such namby-pambia - straight to the chase: Enough evidence to charge cop.
Charged phrasing in itself. One can almost hear Stalky removing the cane from the glass-fronted cabinet and resting it against the armoire in readiness for the "Bend down!"
Also no gloss about our Tone's 'restraining' or 'cautioning' or 'shepherding' the young Brightonian or other mendacious euphemisms granted our demure constabulary.
Bam! Jus' like that. No beating about the bush - just as the video shows no shilly-shallying by Delroy in his beating about Ms Fisher 's bush.
A fair cop of a somewhat unfair cop for all to see. It's official, what was dealt la Nicola was a "beating".
Some sub obviously decided that one use of 'beating' got the message across and 'hit' would do thereafter. I trust Learnèd Counsel will stick with the former.
I assume that the Brighton Argus has its sharpest reporters on this sad saga of "Local girl duffed bad" - but wait! Wouldn't that be a clash of interests?
