28 March 2008

Music or bust

Why is my InBox suddenly swelling with idiot mail from usually un-idiot pals telling me about an Apple breakthrough: a 'puter chip that stores and plays muzak in a woman's boob implant.

Cost: $499-$599

Dud catchline is that wimmin are always complaining of men staring down their embonpoint and not listening to them.

Oh har har

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