GRAND NATIONAL TIP

My annual flutter - see if any names resonate and plonk a bundle on the gee-gee.

In the absence of ~

• Anna
• Georgina
• Stephanie
• Dionysia
• Caroline
• Meryem's Mood ... I'll go with Weird Al.

At 50/1, that'll cover my best gal out on a Saturday night ... AND the message is cool.

I might hot-button it and use it for replying to keyboard wankers ... like me.