Dun Draggin'

No, I haven't quit the dread fags yet - but I want to and that's a step.

I also have some pals willing to bully and hassle and young and not so young ladies (at our age, everyone is heart-crushingly young) who threaten to cough and splutter and tell me to get away from them ... in Greece, a woman telling you to be off wiv ya is the end.

And I have Team Telegraph with its new programme that I vow to follow.

It says don't tell those around you of your intentions, so here I am proclaiming to the blogaxy but I don't care.