Is it the Plague?

Has't government tumbled?

Nowt so trivial.

Mr Sakis Rouvàs of the parish of Prosperonia, hunk supreme, wet dream of millions failed to win the Eurovision chantathon.

Sakis knows his public:

"Here are my veins - drink as much blood as you want.

I apologise.

I wanted us to win. I was very sorry that I was unable to meet people's expectations.

My aim was to bring Eurovision to Greece."

(He came 7th. Off with his head.)

OK, dude. Just this once we'll maybe overlook it.