DIVORCE SCHMIVORCE
Jug-ears is thicker than I thought, even dumberer than he looks: If I were Coleen's attorney I'd've sent out for champagne and booked my next 2 years' summer/winter hols. He - he - is "not prepared to take any shit"? Oh poh poh. And try this: As for living on Via Facile thanks to Twinkle-Toes, that attitude - possibly just that comment - will have guaranteed Coleen et famille the same good life for years to come, and sans having to put up with li'l Wayne's hanky-panky. Learnèd counsel will have a field day with those arrogant words, not to mention M'Lud gazing benignly down on the witness box as fragrant dewey-eyed Coleen bravely banishes a strategic tear. Then across to Him Who Taketh Not Any Shit. Not hard to decide generously in favour of the wrongèd wife (pregnant at the time, to boot), and I mean generous: By the time the wheels of justice have ground his gonads slow and fine, HWTNAS won't have much left in petty cash for his whores to live off the back let alone the front of his 'talent' ~ and kiss goodbye to scoring any fancy threesomes. Actually, young Jennifer looks like the perfect sweet daughter ~ cute, to boot. There's nothing in the reportage to suggest she was mauled by Gannex-clad grubbies such as Yours Drooly. But I seem to recall that she went a leetle uncontrollable too young and got on the game somewhat earlier than yer average scrubber. I also read that Juicy Jeni dubbed our Wayne somewhat talent-LESS down there. WR would text all sorts of suggestive stuff but when he actually lumbered into the boudoir he'd make do with a mere "Hi", lie down beside her and let her get on with it ~ almost like starting without him. Somewhat embarrassing to have your own team mates read about The Slapper and what a duff plonker you actually are in the sack. OK! Wot do birds know? They should stick to what they're good at, yeh? Whoops, that's exactly wot she was doing. 'Twixt WAG and slag The Daily Mail is as low as I'll sink for newsprint but it does have Richard Littlejohn who now and then comes up with some decent quotes: 'She is currently on maternity leave . . . but has other deals, including a jewellery line at Argos and has just been unveiled as the new style ambassador for Littlewoods.' The Dosh "Legal experts claim wife Coleen could receive up to £50million in any divorce settlement from her husband, believed to be worth £33million. Amanda McAlister, head of Family Law with Russell, Jones & Walker said: “She is also looking at a percentage of his future earnings and that could be very high.” Proof that we're not just a smutty behind-the-scenes probe into the world of Paying for It ... oh, all right we are. I just wanted the bird with the bra in and thought coming horny-Grauny 'educational' added a veneer of class. Brand Coleen ~ ugh, I hate that naff description ~ not that she need care. Word in t'boutiques is that BC could earn more than Dumpling Face. This one has legs."Wayne is not prepared to take any s*** off the wife and her family, not least because they're all living a very nice life off the back of his talent."
'She earned £13,000 per episode of her Real Women television show for ITV and £41,000 a month from OK! magazine. She has received £50,000 in royalties from her first two books and was given £283,000 from a publisher for an eight-book deal.
“There would be a 50-50 split of assets because Coleen has been with him since the start of his career.
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2 comments :
Ah yes. Recoiling nauseated from Britnews on the stands, my spirit recovers on reading the same pap shrewdly deconstructed, defused reconstructed and served ironed along seams with piquant sauce by Corfucius
swine! you're after cheering me up and jollying me back into the land of the living and this kind of post i so *love* to punch out.
as i told my chrinque, "you're persuasive, my dear, and your skirt is short and your lunettes the sexy fantasy librarian designe, but it's folk like jimmy 'delta' potts and 'Badass' De Mockers who'll retrieve me.
QED. rat. but thanks and wonderfully phrased
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