SPENCER: THIRD MARRIAGE

By the viagra of Verrius Flaccus! Truly The Lord moves in strange ways.

What on earth is a beauty like Karen Gordon doing hitching up to a choleric monster like Spencer. Her intelligence shines from her eyes so ... whazzup, people?

Do you remember Spencer's pathetic OTT performance at sister Diana's funeral? Talk about Alice's sick bag.

And now this triumph of optimism over grim experience. But at least I get to shove in a pic of a babe under the pretense of 'current affairs' and general Health Warning.