Rooney looniness

You have to giggle at wayward Mr Sod's lawerly timing where football crazies are concerned:

Teenaged soccer genius Wayne Rooney is signed for farcical mega-quid book deal of his dumbo-eared "career".

Instant volte face by the tabloids from slagging off Rooner's bit of gash to hailing her as fashion icon, blah blah.

FA unable to find home-grown managerial talent, look outside at some Italian.

*He* gives them the old digito, telling them to hike a ride down the Via Appia.

Then Rooney crocks a limb, and it's touch and go if he'll even feature in the World Cup.