11 December 2006

Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas

Got it?

Can you guess what I and mine will be celebrating this month?

With a luverly big tree, and not an electric menorah in sight. Got it?

I hope news of this Sea-Tac idiocy spreads until it's a world-wide farce and the rabbi Bogomilsky is hailed as the global buffoon he set out to prove himself.


Anonymous said...

Calm down Holmes: "This has been an unfortunate situation for all of us in Seattle," Port of Seattle Commission President Pat Davis said in a statement. "The rabbi never asked us to remove the trees; it was the Port's decision based on what we knew at the time. We very much appreciate the rabbi's willingness to work with us as we move forward."

For being the Western majority you Christians are a sensitive lot.

Check out www.wnd.com, a site that's been carrying this earth shaking story, plus the breaking news that soy products are turning our kids homo.

Busker said...

Fair enough. Thanks. Am much calmer as a result. I just thought it sounded my kind of non-issue about which to huff and puff without actually breaking wind - or do I mean sweat? Either way, it allowed me to get in the word 'menorah' which is one of my all-time favourite comic words, alongside Keynsham, Neasden and hollyhock.

Anonymous said...


eschatology, weinerimer, nabakov.

Busker said...

Good ones. Do you mean the hound Weimarana?
This trading of funny words could have legs.
Did you know the splendid Ashley Pond of this parish, Lord of the Nitekrue, and onlie begetter of the abrasive sedition blog? He's one who might - or might hugely NOT -have words that fit.
I suspect not: ap is of the abrasive school of words doing the job and that's it, nothing so effeminate as paroles that actually stretch the mouth.
I must ask around corfu which if any words make the local wordistas giggle.

Ashley said...




I don't know why the Ses make it funnier. Ssssssnorkel.

Looks like the Jews are killing Jesus all over again… …finally. But I am actually with you. “Christmas” will do fine. The rest is just goofy.

Busker said...

Excellent. Once again, this is the blog where the toffs hang out and to which they bring their wit and erudition.
Sphygmomanometer (or blood pressure meter): device measure blood pressure, comprising inflatable cuff to restrict blood flow, and mercury or mechanical manometer to measure the pressure.
Manual sphygmomanometers are used in conjunction with a stethoscope.
That's my Xmas stocking filler solved. Along with the aluminium menorah.

Ashley said...

And I probably shouldn't but here you go: labia minora.

Busker said...

Don't know why not.
This is the column where the Probably Shouldn'ts  indisputably go.
I like the way this is turning out. I am already scanning the shops for a suitable Odyssean trophy to send the eventual 'winner' (Sole judge: Yours truly. No truck with fair play, 'level playing field', and all that rubbish.