07 February 2008

Ker-chomp

Dept of Just Desserts (pun intended)

Holiday resort made to compensate for croc munching nine-year-old brat who:

  • Climbed fence
  • Fired at animals with catapults
  • Beat them with sticks
  • "One of the irritated animals caught Liu's clothes and dragged him into water, where he was eaten by a swarm of crocodiles".

    Bad luck on the zoo having to fork out but bloody good on you crocs.

    Bonzer munch, mate: Irwin'd be proud of you.

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