"achievement transformed into hobby"

at last someone has said. it's a bloody hobby got too big for its boots.

i'd sit there at the table taking it full on drone drone gardenry drone blah blah and id ask my mother what if i spent meal after meal droning on about my hobbies - that would shut the place down.

then it occurred to me as she retrieved her mad twisted dont u talk to me like that ...

"hang about, do you even know which are my hobbies?

name them, name one ... name one fronking hobby that i brought with me to this fragging job"