Hello, Muddah; Hello, Faddah

Well, if I can refer to my angels as Cost Centre 1 and Cost Centre 2, it's only fair that we become Parent 1 and 2.

But there's a distinctly thin and Orwellian wedge to this sort of re-naming.

Penis Fail: I know that to become one one has to have one, but doesn't that cover title look a leetle too much as if it's spelling it out?