LORD OF WAR

Treasure trove squeals if Russo armourer deals

Damn! That guy looks cool and dangerous. I bet the film-makers wish they'd got him for the role.

But i tell you, they will break him - sneak him off to somewhere where the interrogation methods are 'robust'.

But before that the Russkies will have got to him ~ if they're that worried, he's a goner.

That's one tough hombre but he'll be found 'suicided' and the reason given will be that he clearly couldn't stomach the thought of horrid policiers shouting at him and threatening the Comfy Chair.

Shudder. Watch this space.