DILBERTIA

Years ago, the London Evening Standard ran a precursor to Dilbert featuring 'Bristow'.

One had our salaryman lolling on some costa bravan beach basking in freedom and distance from the Boss when overhead rolls a dark cloud in the shape of The glowering Man.

Lying by the pool of Pagoda Corfucia, thanking Zeus I'm free of whatever I *am* free of, I look up and see these two cypresses in the form of Dilbert's pointy-haired boss.

Work with me here, guys - am I not right?