WITHDRAW AND SCUTTLE

I *was* going to spend a fruitful Saturday morning finishing a short story for a woman's mag under my 'Shelagh Cowdray' nom-de-plume  and then go out to Profi and buy all sorts of gadgety toys that I will use for a weekend and then leave around the garden ne'er to be found again ... but idle surfing has landed me on this page of rarther funny skits that remind me of ... me.

Pretentious bollocks

Modern Wank

I'm sure you clever people heard about Harry and Paul yonks ago and now regard them as old hat but I've been chortling away at the scripts (not without envy)

This one for Eszter