CAINE TO A 'T'

Both Coogan and the other bloke are brilliant.

Caine was becoming an old fart anyway and his pathetic loser Harry Brown was ... pathetic and losing. Who does he think he is, to carry on the old roles - Terry Stamp?

First get a 'Priscilla' under yer belt, mate, then think about reliving past muscle. Anyway, that diamond movie with Demi Moore was a total fronking fantasy failure ... you think the CCTV wouldn't've caught him moving up the corridor just because the ficko guard was scoffing a donut?

Forget it - this sketch makes up for it all.