ZOE!
Bravo Zoe Williams! Look at that splendid woman - that is beauty, class and mettle. That firm jaw. If I was a captain of industry I'd've told my ADC, Oh, and do some very private research on her finances ... I don't want to hear any crap about her studies suffering because of mere money. What's that 'discreet' charity we run? That's it - get Gwyn to do his usual trick with his invisible grants." Oh boy, I tell you ... watching the police van being hoodlumised ... I'd've got myself a long gun - a la Day of the Jekyll - and opened my office window just enough to shoot through, cleared the paperwork from the desk and lain down to take some slow, selective shots of key bodyparts of those cavorting ruffians. Ankles, elbows, cartilage, ear-lobes. Can you imagine the reaction of the fuzz as, one second these punks are jumping up and down, spray painting and taunting them with their 'can't touch me' - the next, blown off the bonnet, hitherto useful youthful joints and sinews suddenly a blubby goo of extremities, spilling into the gutter. Fuzz: "What the ... ?" Looking up and all around like in all the movies where theyre always portrayed as real slow ... but that's no use because the soft-nose would've traveled between buildings and across the rooftops and any peripheral percussion would've evaporated upwards. That Miss Williams ... I'd say she should get herself a good PR except, from the cut of her jib, she looks too smartly intolerant of the wankers of my trade. Comment Fail: I'm so churlish. Someone leaves a friendly comment on my Zoe post and the first thing I do is moan and bitch: The comment seems to have been left by two parties: Wrong, mate. The first thing to ensure is that you can effing SPELL. FFS, lads - and you're offering dissertating/editing/proofreading? "Peace of information"?? PEACE??"That woman. I don't give a tinker's cuss what she's studying - the day after she graduates, I want her in my office and we're going to talk turkey about getting her on the payroll.
"Interesting peace of information about the fuzz and also the pictures are really good."
Thanks. Actually, they're not good - the second Zoe pic arrived blurred and the hot schoolgirl doesn't copy from the article, which is a huger pity than not doing Ms Williams justice.'The first thing to keep in mind if you want to know how to write a good article is to write articles that are informative, educational, and interesting.'
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Interesting peace of information about the fuzz and also the pictures are really good.
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