RULES OF LIFE

Sent this by one of those simpery types who came round to gloat as one of maman's handmaidens.

Out she and her sort went when the coast of Charon was clear.

So obvious (unkind laughter).

I think they think that all it takes is to wheel out pathetic drivel like this and I'll mellow and forgive all.

All the same, file the link somewhere for when I meet one of those sensitivae of a certain age who melt quicker when slipped one of these spammy mickey finns.