FREE AND ACCEPTED?

Sometimes feel like a motherless child?

Intriguing classified ad in the March 2009 Corfiot (accept no substitute):

"ARE YOU FREE AND ACCEPTED BUT WITHOUT A MOTHER?"

Then contact WB on 6945 717223 "

Dammit, I might give WB a bell and see what it's all about.

Is this a motherly type offering TLC?

Or is WB trolling for a bit of mothering on the side?

Free? Time hang on my hands? It does rather.

Accepted? Like am I a well brought up chappie of impeccable manners and decorum? Absolutely, to the point of wimpdom.

I shall call and report back.

Tuesday 1120hrs: All is revealed!

Apparently, it is some Al-Anon code.