Carol unrepentant

A pleasure to return to the subject of Carol Thatcher's jokey aside about handsome French-Congolese Cassius Clay-lookalike, tennista Jo-Wilfried Tsonga.

"The point I had [to make] was about today's obsession with political correctness and I think that still remains a topic that has to be really addressed and some common sense injected into it."

Department of Gratuitous Skirt: That bad-tempered Naomi What's-'er-Face got it into her woolly noggin that she'd been mistaken for a cuddly 'wog.

The leggy shrew flatters herself: there's no way that loud-mouth canterer of the catwalk could ever be associated with those adorèd darkie dolls of yore.