LIP O' SANCTION
One picture worth 1,000 tombstones, I believe the cliché goes.
And here indeed is La Baldilocks proving it.
I'd never noticed how, for someone so famed for her foul-mouthed 'lip', she actually lacks space between that pudge nose and behemoth bouche.
Perhaps her pre-chemo Zapata moustache lent distance.
Obit: I wonder which red-top will squeeze a 'bitch' pun out of 'Obit'.
Anyway, 'sombre voices and gravitas' had me cackling; surprisingly good for the Evening Standard Diary.
Reports of her death: Ooh, Fleet Street must have loved having Hello!'s head handed to them on a plate. Tribute edition even before Ms Jade is actually "gathered".
Will Self nails it: "Tawdry Jade Goody freak show ... the very recrudescence of the canker that infests the social body."
Anyway, it's certainly usable *now* with the Beeb being hammered for making her demise
"the lead story on the news bulletin on The Andrew Marr Show ... covered prominently across all its television and radio networks – and across its international news services including the World Service ... the first thing you see when clicking onto the BBC website - all rather pathetic."
More than pathetic, I'd say. By the dagger of Dematria! Thank Thalia that nonsense never reached the gated Condos of Koli. I have enough problems without going down with a bad case of Goody Fatigue.
" ... a dramatic mix of circus arts and street entertainment. Get behind the scenes, look at each show, pictures, and tour information."
That is exactly how it will be and it reminds me of the wake for my saintèd maternal grandma. They came from far and wide, types who never visited her over 30+ years but about whom Granny always spoke fondly and sent cards and kept in epistolary touch. As we stood round quaffing her Makers Mark and VSOP and Dom P, we all agreed *this* was the party reunion she would have enjoyed and always deserved.
Ditto Two-Shoes RIP as she gazes down on the Media Cirque to cap all media cirks and hollers, "Fuuk, Cliff - the wankers are having all the fun!"
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