£1.5 million for Goody wedding rites
Mz Goody is the crass cow who got herself in hot water over racist treatment of a fellow Big Brother house-mate (see gratuitous babe shot)
Actually, more like Big Sister, except for the gargantuan Jade dwarfing everyone else.
I don't know if Mz G got paki-woggy on Shilpa Shetty, but Golli there's a name to make sure you pronounce right, right?
Anyway, that bloke up there in the photo isn't fatso Goody but the brilliant PR maestro, Max Clifford, who orchestrates all these money-making tabloid coups we read not *in* the tabloid press (coz we don't read such rubbish, do we?) but in our posh papers' coverage of the coverage of the disgraceful publicity attracted by all the coverage of the gutter press.
Oy, Cliff, mate - brilliant, my son!! Couldn't have pulled strings better meself.
Tell you wot, maestro - synergy is the word for your next move. Let's see what we've got.
I tell you, Maxie, a 2-in-1 would hit the sky for broadcast rights - me, I'd even come out of retirement to do an exclusive for my old muckers at the Bainbridge Review.
Sleep on it and have your girl call mine in the morning. We'll do lunch.
Always good value when off the waffle, Maxie is equally convincing when he's in chatterbox gear, thanks to a killer combination of *that* accent and the wonderfully serious pose he adopts when pontificating on his cliffordian puffery hackery wizardry. One of a kind is our Maximilan.
CHRISTENING STUFF: Short emotional pale fragile - left anything out, have I?
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Brilliant! Dude!!
Get me Bezos Studios. "Sir Jeffrey! Get this: Dawn French as 'Piggy' * Gwyn Folly as 'Mellifluous' Max * Sanjay Gupta as 'The Surgeon' * And introducing "Yvonne" as The Aviatrice. Say what? Clifford Productions have already bagsed the rights, is in production as we speak? OK, Yvonne as 'Birgitte CRNA - Hit Nurse'.
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