Stag Night Jape

Would you believe I've never been on a stag night - 's true! I'm too boring to be included - but I like the idea of getting the groom slaughtered and then shove him on a slow train to Adlestrop.

Better still, book the hapless wretch into one of these bizarre hotels and, ideally, be present or film his awakening.

What i *do* know is that brides-to-be fear and loathe the idea and find it not at all funny. I'm surprised some weddings go ahead at all, the battered state of some of the grooms when and if they arrive at the altar.