Up Yours!

Golli! First it's wogging Robertson's Golden Shred, now it's Fred Shredder's Golden Handshake.

Two Fingers To the Punters, indeed.

"Grasping banker Sir Fred Goodwin gives two fingers to us all ... refuses to hand back a penny of the sickening £693,000-a-year pension he is plundering from taxpayers ... While millions of pensioners struggle on a pittance, one of the idiots most to blame for ruining their retirements lives like a king on public money."

Harness the tumbril, James. Fleet Street's on t'scent and there'll be blood on the sand ere Tsiknopempti is out.

Speaking of which, well done whoever let the Prescott out? Attack, Fido!