iPod Shuffle

Many people to whom I've sent this charming iPod Shuffle advert have asked me to add it to the 'Fucius blog, not least because they think the sweetly dumb blonde looks somewhat like a popular recent guest at Pagoda Corfucius (who was and is not at all dumb).

It took me some time to pick up what Lance the boyfriend's very first words are after his wonderful swivel gaze.

They are, "It's a ... iPod Shuffle", after which he says "Yeh, I'm pregnant", rather than the less funny "You're pregnant".