29 September 2009

Worst Lovers

"German men have been voted the world's worst lovers, narrowly beating English men to the unwanted title."

Well, she chose poorly, then. Only went one grade up.

WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:

  1. Germany (too smelly)
  2. England (too lazy)
  3. Sweden (too quick)
  4. Holland (too dominating)
  5. America (too rough) So ... I thought chicks rather liked that
  6. Greece (too lovey-dovey) Ha!
  7. Wales (too selfish)
  8. Scotland (too loud) Och aye, that's the lassies' job
  9. Turkey (too sweaty)
  10. Russia (too hairy)

WORLD'S BEST LOVERS

  • Spain
  • Brazil
  • Italy
  • France
  • Ireland
  • South Africa
  • Australia
  • New Zealand
  • Denmark
  • Canada
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