Airline Horror Stories

Award-winning cartoonist David Horsey, deft on doodling, un peu dull on raconteurism.

But it's a timely topic on which to wax tedious.

As The Season picks up, sun-kissed Corfu daily welcomes visitors with their own rambling tales.

I still think one of the best examples is our own airport's splendid scheme a few weeks back - as the holiday season kicked into high gear - to re-surface the pitted runway.

Trouble was, next day saw flights in all directions kept at bay as they waited for the damn'd thing to "dry".