OUT OF GRASS

Actually, the Greek for "out of grass" is not a bad phrase to have in one's ammo belt these days.

As the whiff of idiosyncratic gaspers catches the breeze or, indeed, billows from Yanni's Sports Bar and Ouzerium, and the faithful greet each other with a raucous "Wha' hey the lads!", I have an urge to track down the talented tourist cop who compiled their excellent phrase book and persuade him to add "KOOG" to the next edition covering exotic cheroots.