Wot I do on my hols

Oh dear ... "Martine" of 'Coming to a taverna near me' threatens to visit, but she needs to know that Chateau Busker has the Idiot Box.

Well, no problem there because

1. No one can ever find the place
2. Fiercesome Sam is ever en garde
3. Greek TV is incredibly funny, which will bore 'Martine' silly

Most evenings I watch a wonderful show that's just Hellenic 'yoof' cutting a rug to trad dances.

Can you imagine Brit jeunesse downing their lagers and Babycham long enough to throw up and *then* get down to a sprightly foxtrot or cha-cha-cha?

Yerss, right.