Des femmes grècques have a window of around 6 months during which they are totally young and hot and strutting adverts for great bras.

Then they crest and it's back to hovering around the Capodistriou Academy for Young Ladies' 3pm netball games.

The statutory blond bombshell on tonight's show was, in my opinion, at least a year past her sell-by, but I'm informed she's terribly famous and - even more vital than her statistics - rather good friends with a certain politician whose wife's chest can no longer compete.